Chuck Norris

A lot of people know about the Chuck Norris jokes, but truth be told I only found out about them a couple months ago, and they are absolutely hilarious! If you're ever down, just google Chuck Norris! Here's a sample of some of my favs!

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Watch GLEE!

One of the highest rated new TV shows is Glee! Hour long dramedy with tons of great music!!!

What more can you ask for?! Tonight's episode will feature the cast singing 3 ultra amazing songs! Queen's "Somebody To Love", Heart's "Alone", and Carrie Underwood's "Last Name"!

Take a chance, you'll enjoy it! Trust me!

November 20th There Will Be a New Moon

I know ur a Twilight fan! As you must already know, the "saga" continues on November 20th with New Moon. Word is advanced screenings are already old out! It's crazy and its a phenomenon!

So that being said..... what happens to the main actors in the saga after its all over?! I had a chance to ask Kjarlune Rae, Canada's Top Clairvoyant (since she's a massive fan as well) which actor or actress would have the biggest career post-Twilight. And the winner is.......

Kristen Stewart!!

I always thought she was a little weird and awkward off camera, but there it is. Maybe she'll end up as the hottest new actress to grace the covers of romantic comedies like Meg Ryan from the 80's and 90's, and Jennifer Aniston from the last little while!

And who knows about Tayor Lautner.... He'll be the ripe old age of 26 in 10 years.. LOL!

What To Look For In A Mate

When looking for "the one" you may want to look for the one that has the same flaws as you!

I'm a big believer in opposites attract. I really wouldn't want to date someone that is exactly like me. That would be weird. I don't mean people with the same interests, but people with the exact same personality. I'm sure it would drive me nuts!

That being said, I DO recommend you date someone with the same flaws. Picture it.......

"Babe, I'm so mad at you. You're LATE!" "Babe, you can't be mad at me! You're always late too!" "Ohhhh....you're right."

Now that is a functional relationship! You could never get mad about the other's flaws! What's left to fight about! You can now live in total bliss, being late for everything together! Love works in mysterious ways! LOL

Cleaning Before You Clean?!

So I had the funniest conversation today with my neighbour. I use a maid to clean my house. Its a choice. I keep the place tidy, but I don’t do the bathroom, or floors, or dust.....should I continue?! Lol

So I have the maid coming and I ask my neighbour if she’d like him to clean her place. First thing she says is yes, but that she has to clean her place first. I laughed out loud!!! A cleaning before a cleaning! Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?!! Its like giving 110%! It’s not possible. Once something is clean, its CLEAN!!!The conversation then went on to her not wanting the maid to see her underwear. I couldn’t help but chime in the fact that the maid is gay! Would the panty issue still be a problem? At that point she backed up her argument by stating that in that case, she didn’t want him wearing them! HAHA!

So, the cleaning before the cleaning! Must be a female thing. I won’t even bother walking to the washroom if I know the maid is coming the next day! Ha! Joke!

PS: Would a guy be known as a maid?! Or just the cleaning guy?
Does that change if he’s gay?! LOL

50 Grand Beat The Bank Winner!!

Energy 101.5 played Beat The Bank live at ATB on Saturday and we had a 50 grand winner!!! Crazy!!!! That takes huge guts to risk 25000 dollars and more to reach the 50k grand prize.

Beat The Bank is played all over Canada and this sets the Canadian record for biggest win!

More details and pics to come!!

Rising Price of Wiper Fluid

You thought gas was expensive?!

I bought windshield washer wiper fluid at the gas station today for 5 bucks!!! 5 bucks!!! I remember when it was a buck! And the stuff was sold out because of the weather we've been having of course!

I need to get into that business! LOL

So with the container being about 2 litres, its approx. $2.50 a litre. Gas is around 80 cents a litre. And people complain about gas?!

The wiper fluid should wash my whole car for that much! HAHA